The Full
EXPERIENCE
HOVER
My name is Nolan. I enjoy video games, art, anything fantasy or medieval, and my girlfriend! I pretty much just reblog a bunch of random-ass stuff. I am also an artist myself, and work a lot with Illustrator and Photoshop. If there is anything you guys would like to see me make some art out of, be sure to ask me!
»
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
2 weeks ago on July 7th | J | 581,339 notes
Tagged as: #my stepmom omg 
DESTINY Official Beta Trailer X
2 weeks ago on July 7th | J | 964 notes

deadsmondmiles:

this is my list of favourite ezio tags

  • italian sexpanther
  • ravioli ravioli you killed my familyoli
  • italiano biscotti
  • pasta primavera
  • molto bene on my pene
  • ey lasagna boy
  • muy bene pasta pasta
  • spicy risotto
  • hot chicken alfredo
2 weeks ago on July 7th | J | 8,003 notes
thepoetryofstardust:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

azirae:

fruitfever:

azirae:

ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

i wonder how long that took to make?

About 3 hours

it’s so pRETTY

This needs to just stay on my blog forever.

thepoetryofstardust:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

azirae:

fruitfever:

azirae:

ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

i wonder how long that took to make?

About 3 hours

it’s so pRETTY

This needs to just stay on my blog forever.

2 weeks ago on July 7th | J | 526,492 notes

narcissist-san:

simplydari:

Awkward

2 weeks ago on July 7th | J | 154,530 notes

that-fucking-lame-dude:

Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.

I love these photos so much

3 months ago on April 23rd | J | 103,577 notes
default album art
Song: Mambo No. 5
Artist: Lou Bega
Album: A Little Bit of Mambo
Played: 9,501 times.

musicalbums:

Lou Bega | Mambo No. 5

3 months ago on April 23rd | J | 1,271 notes

xcircleofdeathx:

backpat:

phracking:

in german we don’t say “i love you” we say “deine Hure Gesicht macht meinen Schwanz warm, aber in einem guten Weg” which roughly translates to “i wake up every day to see you” and i think that’s beautiful.

imageare you serious


laughed so fucking hard.
noticed this was wrong when I first read it but goddamn not that bad hahahaha

3 months ago on April 23rd | J | 5,367 notes

acanoeandlifejackets:

(x)

3 months ago on April 23rd | J | 18,535 notes

irn-drew:

Game of Pythons X

3 months ago on April 23rd | J | 640 notes